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This is the personal journal of skellerbvvt who is just full of herself to honestly believe that she needs two journals in order to fill her daily requirements of praise and adoration. For shiz.

So…since I’m ridiculously self absorbed, here’s 16 things that people probably already know about me, but…you know…stuff.

1.) Fun I feel like men should be objectified and wear suits more often, because that’s what they look best in. Good, quality, three-piece well cut suits. And none of this stubble business, none of that. Shave, put on a suit, and compliment my baking damnit.

2.) I’m unnaturally self-absorbed. I try to be nice about it, but really I’m not happy unless I’m talking about me, with other people, who are also talking about me, and praising me to boot. Though this goes so far as I’ll also go on about everything that’s wrong with me, which is a subject my mother and I can both agree needs to be discussed. Often. Thankfully this need to be the center of attention is just as easily satisfied by writing and baking, or I don’t think I could stand myself, the only other person I talk about more is my brother, because he’s done more stuff.

3.) I have playlists for damn near everything I can do whilst listening to my computer, and all playlists must be some multiple of 80 minutes. I think the orginal intent by this was so I could have the maximum number of songs on a CD, but since I haven’t burned a CD in ages, I’m not sure why I keep doing it. I have playlists for all my characters (who doesn’t?), and all the emotions I can think of. Currently all but four of these playlists have “Disturbia” on them. Bum bum dee dum…

4.) I take a perverse joy in listening to spectacularly bad music. I mean really, really, amazingly bad. Hick Hop, German techno with English lyrics, 90’s rap, the worse the better. I mean really, really terrible. If it’s between terrible and good, I don’t want to hear it.

5.) I only drink Rockstar when I miss Brian. Which is frequently, because he’s an ungodly busy man who for reasons unknown to me, decided he needed to do things with his life other than drive me around and pay for my meals. Weird. I know.

6.) When playing computer games I tend to make major tactical choices based on what song I’m listening to, often mentally referred to as: “If Beat It is playing, everyone dies.” Regardless of whether this is feasible, a good idea, or even allowed by the game. Rollercoaster Tycoon does not enjoy it when you crash all your rides.

7.) When the media reports a celebrity doing something stupid I get angry at the media for actually caring. I feel like all filler stories should be about something fluffy and adorable. Like kittens. Or pandas. Especially pandas in Greatcoats. Or suits. With his little suit and his little tie and his little mug of coffee…

8.) There is actually a good portion of my brain that is utterly and completely sure that the Doctor is real, zombies are going to attack, you actually are in danger from vampires, and the various completely outrageous and flattering things I say about myself are totally true.

9.) I could never be a career criminal because my stomach hurts when I tell too many lies. Even if they’re clearly lies and I’m just be facetious. Pain. In my stomach. Stories apparently don’t count as lies, otherwise I’d be a rubbish fiction writer. I still want to pull off a heist, I don’t even know what I’d want to steal, I just want to be part of some huge, elaborate plan to get something.

10.) Despite my frequent jokes and comments otherwise, I do actually whole-heartedly believe in God and do get more than slightly offended when people take the piss about it. Though, to be fair, believing has yet to honestly change my behavior in any significant way other than to give me a single ideology to prescribe to when I lose my keys. Believing in God and actually listening to guy are two different things, and I’m rubbish at the second. I also dislike going to church. Then again, I also believe in zombies, so you can take what you want from this.

11.) I want to live in a haunted house so very badly. Not a creepy one, but a nice ghost. Not Casper friendly, but you know, not trying to kill me or break my stuff. I want an adorable ghost, because I wouldn’t be lonely, and they wouldn’t be able to leave me by dying, because they’d already be dead. It’d be awesome.

12.) The major goal for most of my life, besides flying, has been either to impress my brother/make him proud, or be better than him in some way. I have yet to succeed, but then again, I stopped seriously trying because whenever I do get his approval, I immediately reject it.

13.) I hate going places. Anywhere. I (usually) like being there once I’m there, especially if it’s neat, and sometimes I like the walking, but I hate actually getting up and making that first step towards doing anything. Which means if you want me anyplace you might actually have to physically drag me. Or get Shayna to do it. Or nag me. Or be Tali. If I don’t show up to your event its not because I didn’t want to be there, it’s because I didn’t want to get up. This is also why I rarely eat at the caf and don’t like classes. I don’t even like changing websites when I can help it, or when I’m really out of sorts, the song I’m listening to, or the episode I’m watching. I watched the third episode of “Dead Like Me” six times before I could be bothered to do anything else. I read the 16th page of “Ender’s Game” fifteen times before I could be bothered to turn the page. It’s better not to mention how many times I’ve read the Ion Arc and Discounted Goods simply because the idea of doing anything else, including going to bed, eating, blinking, or even clicking on something different, seemed like more effort than it was worth.

14.) I want my own Old School Disney Villain song. I’m not sure what I’m prepared to do to earn one, but I want it. I am perfectly fine with being defeated at the end of the movie to get it. Sure, go nuts Prince-y boy, but my song was catchier than yours. And she isn't even that pretty. So there.

15.) My mental screensaver (which is on most of the time, no big surprise there) is of fireworks in an aquarium with cabaret singing and dancing goldfish. In hats. They synchronize swim and everything. It’s basically the coolest thing ever.

16.) A major reason I drink coffee/tea is so I can add milk it and see how it swirls and blooms in the mug. It could watch that for hours, and have, on several occasions, made mug after mug of coffee/tea just to add milk to it, and then proceeded to make myself very, very ill. It was still pretty. I regret nothing!

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